Pedantic Impediments


going down on ur girl like

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necrophilofthefuture:

except its my grandmother

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borrowed-not-stolen:

rootswillbindus:

duplication:

don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you.

No, do it. Do cross oceans for people. Love people, all people. No conditions attached, no wondering wether or not they’re worthy. Cross oceans, climb mountains. Life and love isn’t about what you gain, it’s about what you give.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT! Amen!

Actually, these are two completely valid life views. And they oppose each other.

Do either, do both, do them at separate times when it feels right for you. Do not focus your whole life off of a post on the internet.

Love when you feel it is right to love, and have higher expectations of others when you feel abandoned or lonely. You have the right to act either way and no one should tell you which is right or wrong because being true to your own feelings is as right as you can be.

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thisjoyfulvictory:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

I don’t understand what’s going on!

"I found dees"

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omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever get cocky? I’m not saving anybody’s life. There are doctors who save lives and firemen who run into burning buildings. I’m making movies. It’s stupid.’

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When in doubt, quote Labyrinth.

When in doubt, quote Labyrinth.

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hella thanks though




Anonymous Asked:
your face has something I like to call "hella cuteness"

My answer:

I think Hella is one of those words where I know the meaning but I also feel like the meaning can change at any moment.

Its a risky word. I get apprehensive about risks.

I’m having anxiety over ambiguous slang.



deadmanstattooedbones:

this lady just gets it

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Hola, my name is Adam. And you might as well call me that because my reactive mind is oblivious to nick names.

I’m a lot of things, like 19 years old is one of them. But lots of little things nonetheless; although, I’m not so little myself. I stand at 6 foot 4 inches tall and weigh two-hundred and fifteen pounds. Well, in terms of weight, I am littler than I’ve ever been. I have lost upwards of 115 pounds in the last year or so. Just being healthy and getting to the gym when I can.

It’s just one of my many little things. Other attributes that pertain to me could be that I’m genuine, I’m humorous, I like green eyes, I think piercings and tattoos are neat, and I believe that nearly everyone is, innately, a good person. I also think we should use neat as a descriptive word for more than its definition of “tidiness.”

I have other quirks, queeks, and quonks too. Using the oxford comma is a must for me. I have an obsessive personality. Shel Silverstein and Marie Howe are two of my favorite poets.

I write, I draw, I work in service, I act on occasion, and I sing in the car, I love doing hair and making it look perfect, I make crazy noises and faces, usually with my best friends, who then comply with their own individualistic noises, faces, and quirks, queeks, quonks, quibbles, dibbles, and dabbles.

I used to shut myself down, but I have learned to stand up for myself. To get psychological with you, I have a shame-based personality, and to get all Myers-Briggsly with you, I’m an INFP in their little spectrum. It just means that I’m an idealist, I internalize most things, I’m excessively indecisive, and I have a knack for things of the unordinary. Abnormal, if you please. Abby Normal.

I would express more of my interests, but I’m pretty certain that is what my blog is for anywho.

I am a UCF Junior.

I’ll answer any question, and I’ll embrace any conversation. Although, I’m introverted, it does not mean I won’t give any interaction or relationship my best go. I hope your day is as grand as I’m sure you are, good luck.


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