Pedantic Impediments


ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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princealiababwaa:

bobs-burgers-gifs:

Bob’s Burgers feat. My Neighbor Totoro(1988) - S3xE05

Too much absinthe

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tittily:


send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

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request (x)

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isseymiyucky:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

tashabilities:

thewrongoil:

indigovioletpurple:

Sorry could you repeat that

But Rooney and Trey Songz are the same age

Our bodies are biologically older because of life under STRUCTURAL INEQUALITY.

Scratching and surviving ages your body.

The GOOD news is that melanin keeps us from LOOKING like it.

WE DON’T LOOK LIKE WHAT WE BEEN THROUGH!

We def mentally age faster and we got way worse health due to stress but at least we look good

Why are they always fucking lying

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parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

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tijuanamakemehappy:

Miss Bo

tijuanamakemehappy:

Miss Bo

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lfbears:

Matteo Torretta - Italian Master Chef

More videos about: here, here, here, here and here.

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clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

image

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skin-rivets-tyler:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

1999; 19 motherfucking 99.   And people still don’t understand this. 

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Hola, my name is Adam. And you might as well call me that because my reactive mind is oblivious to nick names.

I’m a lot of things, like 19 years old is one of them. But lots of little things nonetheless; although, I’m not so little myself. I stand at 6 foot 4 inches tall and weigh two-hundred and fifteen pounds. Well, in terms of weight, I am littler than I’ve ever been. I have lost upwards of 115 pounds in the last year or so. Just being healthy and getting to the gym when I can.

It’s just one of my many little things. Other attributes that pertain to me could be that I’m genuine, I’m humorous, I like green eyes, I think piercings and tattoos are neat, and I believe that nearly everyone is, innately, a good person. I also think we should use neat as a descriptive word for more than its definition of “tidiness.”

I have other quirks, queeks, and quonks too. Using the oxford comma is a must for me. I have an obsessive personality. Shel Silverstein and Marie Howe are two of my favorite poets.

I write, I draw, I work in service, I act on occasion, and I sing in the car, I love doing hair and making it look perfect, I make crazy noises and faces, usually with my best friends, who then comply with their own individualistic noises, faces, and quirks, queeks, quonks, quibbles, dibbles, and dabbles.

I used to shut myself down, but I have learned to stand up for myself. To get psychological with you, I have a shame-based personality, and to get all Myers-Briggsly with you, I’m an INFP in their little spectrum. It just means that I’m an idealist, I internalize most things, I’m excessively indecisive, and I have a knack for things of the unordinary. Abnormal, if you please. Abby Normal.

I would express more of my interests, but I’m pretty certain that is what my blog is for anywho.

I am a UCF Junior.

I’ll answer any question, and I’ll embrace any conversation. Although, I’m introverted, it does not mean I won’t give any interaction or relationship my best go. I hope your day is as grand as I’m sure you are, good luck.


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